Tense

Past , Present and Future Tense
All designed for making sense
Of things long passed
Or what will be
And only intermittently
Referring to the Here and Now

Which did not last long anyhow!

Sad

Its a sad irrefutable fact
There are actors who simply can`t act
And singers who seem to do nothing but scream
Yet keep auditoria packed
There are dancers who can`t do a tap
Intensely hopelessly crap
But they ponce round a stage and receive a huge wage
Instead of a bloody good slap.
There are poets who can`t form a rhyme
Insisting their lacklustre jottings
Are worthy of note, and produced by some sort of superior intellect but thats bollocks!

Skin Deep

Oh how I love your silken skin,
Adore the way it holds you in,
Its amazing how it fits just right.

Do you think you could wear it to bed tonight?

Your Love

Your love
Your love
It fits me like a glove.
And Conveniently for me

Leaves my other hand quite free!

Evil Intent

My God my love, you`ve smitten me.
But then you went camping........in Brittany !!
Leaving behind this tearful clown.

I hope your f**king tent falls down.

Going to Pieces

Left hand fell off this morning
Followed by one ear
Its rather disconcerting
I live in constant fear
I went to see the Doctor
He told me not to fuss
Arriving home I realised
My butt`s still on the bus
Left leg in the bathtub
Right leg in the hall
At this rate, by tomorrow
There`ll be nothing left at all.

At least I still have one good hand so I can typ.....................

Regular Exercise

You use me
Like an exercise bike
Coming And going
Whenever you like.
Your lusting is disgusting

But it keeps me from rusting