Love thy Neighbour

Neighbourhood relationships are well known to be tricky
Given choices , we might be , inclined to be more picky
Especially as some disputes
Can end up rather sticky

The boundaries of etiquette have often been exceeded
We`ve given many warnings which, you sadly, have not heeded
Now we feel a stronger stance
Is definitely needed.

By day, we entertain dark thoughts, which no doubt would appall you
And scour profane vocabulary, for choice new names to call you
By night, our dreams are laden full
Of fates we hope befall you.

We hope your cherished hopes and dreams will all result in failure
A host of greedy greenfly to attack your prize Azalea
A swarm of hungry angry fleas
Infest your genitalia..........