Sod it

I am sick and sodding tired
Of sodding shops and stores
Where sodding shop assistants
No longer grace the floors

They`re in the sodding toilet
Or down the sodding Caff
Where do these sodding people
Find their sodding rotten staff ?

Eventually they surface
From their sodding scoff

and ask me, "May I help you Sir?"

And i say "No...........just browsing....................thenk yew!